Noobish [BLE]
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t3h wurdzzzzz l0l0l0l 1337 [tɛh wʏɹdzzzzz lylylyl ǀɛɛʃ]*
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t3h wurdzzzzz l0l0l0l 1337 [tɛh wʏɹdzzzzz lylylyl ǀɛɛʃ]*
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[Deactivated User] on 14 March 2017
Language type
Joke language
Species
Human/humanoid
About Noobish
This is the language of Internet Noobs. A... derivative... of General American English, it features many unusual sounds and ... exceptions... to pronunciation. For example, 1337, while appearing based on standard orthography to be pronounced /ǀɛʃ/, is in fact pronounced as /lit/. The language is characterized by an appearance of being absolute butchery of General American English.
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Phonology
| Consonants | Bilabial | Labio- dental | Dental | Alveolar | Post- Alveolar | Palatal | Labio- velar | Velar | Glottal | |||||||||
| Nasal | m | n | ɲ1 | ŋ | ||||||||||||||
| Plosive | p | b | t | d | k | g | ʔ | |||||||||||
| Fricative | f | v | θ2 | ð3 | s | z | ʃ | x4 | ɣ5 | h | ||||||||
| Affricate | p̪͡f6 | b̪͡v | ||||||||||||||||
| Lateral approximant | l | |||||||||||||||||
| Lateral fricative | [ɬ]7 | |||||||||||||||||
| Approximant | ɹ | w | ||||||||||||||||
| Trill | ʙ | |||||||||||||||||
| Click | ǀ8 | |||||||||||||||||
- used in taunting almost exclusively
- Variant of /x/
- Variant of ɣ
- Used mostly in angry hissing
- Used mostly in "autistic screeching"
- Used almost exclusively in verbal expressions of anger
- allophone of /l/
- Emphasis marker
| Vowels | Front | Near- front | Central | Near- back | Back | |||||
| Close | i | y | u | |||||||
| Near-close | ɪ | ʏ | ʊ | |||||||
| Close-mid | e | ø | ɘ | o | ||||||
| Mid | ə | |||||||||
| Open-mid | ɛ | œ | ||||||||
| Near-open | æ | |||||||||
| Open | a | ɶ | ɑ | ɒ | ||||||
Orthography
Below is the orthography for Noobish. This includes all graphemes as defined in the language's phonology settings - excluding the non-distinct graphemes/polygraphs.
 NoobishOrthography [edit] | ||||||||||
| / teH sLaSH lolOL /ʔ/ | 1 tEH RAig souDN /ǀ/1 | 3 3eh /ɛ/ | 4 4oba /æ/ | 7 7lolo /ʃ/ | Aa ajhhh /e/, /a/ | AH ah W0T IZ TAHT /ɑ/ | Bb biaoeieoeioeueo /b/ | Dd daaahh /d/ | EE ee EEEEEEEEE/REEE /i/ | EUH euh moarkrienglOl /ɶ/ |
| EUH euh crienglOLOlol /œ/ | EWWW ewww y!ack /ɘ/ | Ff FUUUUUUU /f/ | Gg gahh /g/ | Hh hhhhee /h/ | Ii iRteHHaXX0rz /ɪ/ | Kk ka /k/ | Ll LOLOLOL /l/ | LL ll[ɬ] | Mm maaaaai /m/ | Nn nkahaha /n/ |
| NG ng ngack /ŋ/ | NY ny NYA NYA SUCKA /ɲ/2 | OAH oah 7ut uPzzzzz /ɒ/ | OH oh I undrsetnandz /o/ | OO oo PR3TI SH!nyee /u/ | Pp poo /p/ | Rr REEEEEEEE /ɹ/ | Ss saaaaaaa /s/ | SH sh shaaaaa /ʃ/ | Tt ta /t/ | Uu un00b /ʏ/ |
| UEHHH uehhh tEH k0nfUZz /ø/ | UH uh d3d s0wndzz /ʊ/ | UHHH uhhh teh KUNFUZZNIZ /ə/ | Vv VVVVVVVVVVeh /v/ | Ww waaaaaaa /w/ | Zz zozozoz /z/ | ` HISSSSSS /x/3, /θ/4 | | pft /p̪͡f/5, /b̪͡v/ | ~ GHGHGHGHGHG /ɣ/6, /ð/7, /ʙ/ | ||
| ✖ Unknown alphabetical order [change] | ||||||||||
- Emphasis marker
- used in taunting almost exclusively
- Used mostly in angry hissing
- Variant of /x/
- Used almost exclusively in verbal expressions of anger
- Used mostly in "autistic screeching"
- Variant of ɣ
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Noobish Origins
Very lazy Internet addicts created it.
30-Mar-17 18:03
